The Therapists Who Work Here
Rarely more than three in the building on any evening, so whoever you see is not working against a queue in the next room. Rates differ between them because experience does — the number on each card is what an hour with her costs.
The therapists who work here
Sixteen therapists, spread across treatment rooms in nine central districts — each works from her own, and sessions are spaced so you will not wait behind anyone. Rates differ between them because experience differs. The figure on each card is the price of an hour on her table, and it does not change on the day.
£350 / hour Elise
Baker Street W1
Books out first, week in, week out. If it's Friday you want, ask on Monday.
Classical massage first, this work after — the pressure never left her hands.
£300 / hour Noor
Paddington W2
Runs the nuru side and won't start until the mat's properly warm. Quite right too.
Will tell you to your face if ninety minutes suits a first nuru better than sixty. It earns her nothing, which is why I trust it.
£350 / hour Verity
Paddington W2
Says the least of anyone in the building. Several regulars book her for exactly that.
Prefers the late slots — suits guests coming out of the City gone eight.
£350 / hour Ines
Sloane Square SW3
If there are two of you, hers is the first name to consider.
Talks more than the others in the first ten minutes, on purpose. Nervous arrivals settle faster for it.
£300 / hour Marta
Edgware Road W1 · Queens Park W10
The slowest hands in the house, and every bit of it deliberate.
Sees more women than anyone else here. Worth knowing if that matters to you.
£300 / hour Lena
Earl's Court SW5
Half her diary happens in hotels, and none of it rattles her.
The Park Lane and Knightsbridge desks know her face — arriving is a non-event.
£250 / hour Sofia
Paddington W2
The strong pair of hands. Ask twice for firmer and firmer is what you'll get.
Deep tissue trained before this, and it never quite left her.
£300 / hour Camille
Edgware Road W1 · Whitechapel E1
The constant half of most four hands bookings — she's what keeps two rhythms in time.
Needs a day or two of notice — a second diary has to line up with hers.
£300 / hour Anouk
Edgware Road W1
Two hours is her true session. Book one and she'll think you stopped at the interval.
She'll take a ninety, and quietly think you should have stayed longer.
£350 / hour Yana
Bayswater W2
Daytime by choice — the eleven and two o'clock slots are usually hers.
Good with people who've never done this and would rather not have to say so.
£300 / hour Renée
Barbican EC2 · Earl's Court SW5
More standing weekly bookings than anyone else here. Draw your own conclusion.
Ask about a fixed weekly slot after your second visit, not your first.
£300 / hour Bea
Bayswater W2
The late one. Asking about the ten o'clock evening start means asking about her.
Lives close enough that the last booking of the night is a stroll home, not a problem.
£300 / hour Talia
Bayswater W2
Reads a room before your coat's off. First visits are her home ground.
Takes a good share of the couples who've never done anything like this before.
£300 / hour Mila
Paddington W2
Every hour of hers has a shape you'll feel without ever quite seeing.
For the version with a clear arc to it rather than a loose hour, she's the one.
£350 / hour Odette
Bayswater W2
Most requested name here, by a distance — usually by people who haven't met her yet.
Weekday afternoons are the realistic window. Evenings go days ahead.
£250 / hour Roxane
Barbican EC2
Newest on the list, trained under this roof, already collecting repeat guests.
Not hired off a listing site — every woman here vouched for her first.
The photographs are the therapists themselves and the names are the ones they use at work. Ask for anyone by name — phone, WhatsApp, Viber or the form, whichever suits. Guests are eighteen and over, without exception.
Asking for someone in particular
Put the name in the enquiry and give a couple of possible times. Weekday afternoons are where the choice is widest; from seven in the evening onwards you are usually picking between whoever is free rather than whoever you wanted.
Four hands needs two of them at once, so that one wants a day or two of notice — the diaries have to line up.
Can I choose who I see?
Yes. Name her in the enquiry and we will tell you what she has free. If she is booked out we will say so rather than quietly putting you with someone else — that is the one thing guests mind most, and rightly.
Are the photographs actually of them?
Yes, and they are replaced when the team changes. A studio using catalogue pictures is telling you something about the rest of the visit.
What if we do not get on?
Say so, at the time or afterwards, and the next booking goes to someone else without any awkwardness. Nobody here takes it personally; four different people suit four different guests.
Ask for her by name
Say who and when. We answer on the channel you leave.