London NW1

Tantric Massage in Camden

Camden guests usually book a therapist in Baker Street or Queens Park, both a short hop from NW1 — which books later than any postcode we serve.

Nearest stations: Camden Town, Chalk Farm, Mornington Crescent
Our room: Nearest: Baker Street W1, Bayswater W2
Outcall: Same rate with most therapists
Hours: Every day, 10:00 — 23:00

Bass leaking from venue doors, market shutters down, the canal holding the last of the light.

Enquiries about tantric massage in Camden come in at nine or ten at night, later than anywhere else we serve, and we keep the late slots free with NW1 in mind. Last start is 22:00 and the cutoff is firm, because the session runs a full hour past it and our day ends at eleven. We have turned down pleading at twenty past. With sympathy, but down.

The district earns its late habits. The market shutters go down, the tourists drain away, the venues fill, and by the time the gigs let out the high street belongs to night buses and kebab queues. A fair few of our Camden guests arrive with their ears still ringing, and the first ten minutes of the session is mostly the ringing stopping. The therapists budget for it. It always stops.

Getting down from Camden is no puzzle: most guests here book a therapist in Baker Street or on Edgware Road, and either is a short hop on the Tube once your confirmation says exactly where you are heading. In summer some regulars walk instead, down through Regent's Park and out at the bottom corner. Half an hour, and lovely as a way to arrive. As a way to leave, less so. After a session you want the train.

One Chalk Farm regular times his bookings to the Roundhouse listings. Doors at seven, out by half nine, on our table at ten. The contrast is the point, he says. We take no position on anyone's methods, but the diary suggests he is not the only one working that system. Coming from a gig and cutting it fine? Say so in the form. We can hold a start a few minutes if we know.

For outcalls, the flats above the market end are tight and we ask about floor space before confirming. The mansion blocks a few minutes further out take a table without discussion, and with most therapists the visit costs the same as a session in her own room. Late finishes are rarely a problem this side of town. It is one of the few districts where her ride home is easier at midnight than at eight.

Came straight from a gig with my ears still ringing. Left an hour later hearing everything.

Landmarks nearby: Camden Market, Regent's Canal, the Roundhouse.

The address of whichever room you are booked into is given when the booking is confirmed, not before. Every entrance is shared with other businesses and none of them carry signage.

When Camden books

The 21:00 and 22:00 starts are NW1 territory, especially Thursday to Saturday.
Almost nothing before 18:00, ever; Camden does not book mornings.
Gig nights push enquiries right up to the cutoff, and sometimes past it.

What you can book from Camden

01 Tantric massage Nobody unclenches on command. You can walk in off the Northern line absolutely knackered, lie down on a warm table with every intention of relaxing, and your shoulders will still be up round your ears twenty minutes later. That is not you being bad at this. That is just how bodies work, and it is why the length of the session matters more than anything else on this page. From £250 02 Nuru massage The gel goes into the warmer about an hour before you are due, and a session gets through the best part of a litre of it. Most of what is written about nuru in London leans mystical. The truth is bodywork plus logistics — warm gel, warm mat, a lot of laundry — and the logistics are half the craft. From £350 03 Body to body massage “So she massages me with… all of her?” A guest put it exactly that way last spring, sounding half curious and half alarmed, and it remains the shortest honest description we have — her whole body doing work that hands alone cannot, warm oil in between, and rather less mystery to it than the name suggests. From £250 04 Four hands massage Here is the arithmetic most men get wrong before they book this. They expect double pressure — twice the hands, twice the force. The pressure is ordinary. What doubles is the information: two therapists, two tempos, until the part of your brain whose whole job is predicting the next touch throws its hands up and goes quiet. That part of the brain, it turns out, was most of the noise. From £350 05 Lingam massage Every couple of weeks someone asks to book twenty minutes of lingam work on its own — skip the rest, straight to the word on the page. We decline every time, and not out of preciousness. In the tantric tradition this is not a technique you lift out of a session; it is a stage the rest of the session exists to reach. Here it lives inside a full ninety minutes or more, and the placement is the practice. From £250 06 Yoni massage A surprising share of these enquiries open with an apology. Sorry if this is an odd request, sorry if you do not really do this, sorry to bother you. It is not odd, we do, and you are not. This is quietly one of our most booked sessions — mostly women in their thirties and up — and the apologies stop at the door. From £250

Questions from Camden

Do you have a room in Camden?

Not in Camden itself. Our rooms sit in Baker Street W1, Bayswater W2, Edgware Road W2, Earl's Court SW5, Sloane Square SW3, Paddington W2 and Barbican EC2, and a therapist can also come to you in Camden.

What does an outcall to Camden cost?

With most of our therapists, the same as a session in her own room — no supplement. The outer zones and the late hours are agreed case by case before anything is confirmed, and nothing is discussed once the therapist is in the room.

How late can I book in Camden?

The last session of the day starts at 22:00. For later outcalls further out we sometimes say no, and it is about how the therapist gets home rather than the address itself.