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Tantric Massage in Soho

From Soho the nearest rooms are Baker Street way — two stops on the Bakerloo or a brisk walk, which makes elaborate route-planning faintly ridiculous.

Nearest stations: Tottenham Court Road, Oxford Circus, Piccadilly Circus
Our room: Nearest: Baker Street W1, Bayswater W2
Outcall: Same rate with most therapists
Hours: Every day, 10:00 — 23:00

Every doorway spilling noise, nobody looking at anybody, the whole grid running on borrowed time.

A distinction worth making first: the words tantric massage get stuck on a lot of Soho doorways, and what happens behind most of them has nothing to do with a warm table, an hour of oil and a trained pair of hands. We are the table kind, appointment only, in quieter districts a short ride away, and the doorway kind has nothing to do with us. If that distinction matters to you, and it should, the rest of this page reads easily.

Soho at night needs no introduction from us, so here is the only bit that matters for your purposes: it is rammed, and nobody in it is paying the slightest attention to where anyone else is walking. Anonymity by saturation. Guests sometimes ask whether slipping out of a Soho dinner for an hour raises eyebrows. In our experience the table you left will not have clocked you are gone until you are back.

Soho never has far to go. Baker Street is a few minutes up the Bakerloo, Paddington and Bayswater sit a little further west, and the quieter doors out at Edgware Road are hardly a trek either. Which room you head for follows from the therapist you book — her card names her district. From the middle of Soho nothing on the list runs much past twenty minutes door to door.

Friday nights belong to this postcode. We keep the 22:00 start open on most Fridays because someone from Soho takes it more weeks than not; it is the one booking in the diary we can predict. Want it on an actual Friday? Ask by the afternoon. It rarely survives to the evening.

The walk back is part of the design. Guests who arrive from Soho frayed tend to leave through the same streets differently, and one told us the Oxford Street crossing works as a sort of airlock: chaos one side, calm still holding on the other. Use the crossings by the station exits if the main one is jammed. It usually is. You will no longer care.

Ten minutes from my dinner table to yours. My mates think I went home early.

Landmarks nearby: Dean Street, Carnaby, Golden Square.

The address of whichever room you are booked into is given when the booking is confirmed, not before. Every entrance is shared with other businesses and none of them carry signage.

When Soho books

Friday 22:00 is the Soho slot; it goes most weeks.
Weeknights from 21:00 run busy from this postcode.
Weekday afternoons, while Soho is working, we hear nothing at all.

What you can book from Soho

01 Tantric massage Nobody unclenches on command. You can walk in off the Northern line absolutely knackered, lie down on a warm table with every intention of relaxing, and your shoulders will still be up round your ears twenty minutes later. That is not you being bad at this. That is just how bodies work, and it is why the length of the session matters more than anything else on this page. From £250 02 Nuru massage The gel goes into the warmer about an hour before you are due, and a session gets through the best part of a litre of it. Most of what is written about nuru in London leans mystical. The truth is bodywork plus logistics — warm gel, warm mat, a lot of laundry — and the logistics are half the craft. From £350 03 Body to body massage “So she massages me with… all of her?” A guest put it exactly that way last spring, sounding half curious and half alarmed, and it remains the shortest honest description we have — her whole body doing work that hands alone cannot, warm oil in between, and rather less mystery to it than the name suggests. From £250 04 Four hands massage Here is the arithmetic most men get wrong before they book this. They expect double pressure — twice the hands, twice the force. The pressure is ordinary. What doubles is the information: two therapists, two tempos, until the part of your brain whose whole job is predicting the next touch throws its hands up and goes quiet. That part of the brain, it turns out, was most of the noise. From £350 05 Lingam massage Every couple of weeks someone asks to book twenty minutes of lingam work on its own — skip the rest, straight to the word on the page. We decline every time, and not out of preciousness. In the tantric tradition this is not a technique you lift out of a session; it is a stage the rest of the session exists to reach. Here it lives inside a full ninety minutes or more, and the placement is the practice. From £250 06 Yoni massage A surprising share of these enquiries open with an apology. Sorry if this is an odd request, sorry if you do not really do this, sorry to bother you. It is not odd, we do, and you are not. This is quietly one of our most booked sessions — mostly women in their thirties and up — and the apologies stop at the door. From £250

Questions from Soho

Do you have a room in Soho?

Not in Soho itself. Our rooms sit in Baker Street W1, Bayswater W2, Edgware Road W2, Earl's Court SW5, Sloane Square SW3, Paddington W2 and Barbican EC2, and a therapist can also come to you in Soho.

What does an outcall to Soho cost?

With most of our therapists, the same as a session in her own room — no supplement. The outer zones and the late hours are agreed case by case before anything is confirmed, and nothing is discussed once the therapist is in the room.

How late can I book in Soho?

The last session of the day starts at 22:00. For later outcalls further out we sometimes say no, and it is about how the therapist gets home rather than the address itself.