London WC2E

Tantric Massage in Covent Garden

Theatre timing rules WC2E. A session that ends at 18:00 before a curtain, or starts at 22:00 after one, and very little in between.

Nearest stations: Covent Garden, Leicester Square, Holborn
Our room: Nearest: Baker Street W1, Bayswater W2
Outcall: Same rate with most therapists
Hours: Every day, 10:00 — 23:00

Interval bells and cobbles, a crowd that appears and vanishes on the theatre's schedule, twice a night.

Bookings for tantric massage in Covent Garden arrange themselves around performances. The pre-theatre version is a 16:00 hour that ends with time to eat; the post-theatre version is our last start of the night, and the 22:00 slot gets claimed from this postcode second only to Soho. Tell us in the form which side of a curtain you are on and we will keep the clock honest for you.

Skip Covent Garden station itself. The lifts queue at exactly the hours you would be travelling, a proper faff, and locals walk to Leicester Square instead, where half the network is waiting. Which line you want depends on your therapist: each works from her own district, Baker Street, Bayswater, Sloane Square and so on, and the route, down to which exit, comes once the booking is confirmed. Most rooms sit inside twenty minutes of here.

The district runs on the theatres' clock and everything in it knows the schedule. Restaurants seat in two waves, the Piazza thins the moment the houses go in, and for two hours the streets are strangely walkable. Then the curtains drop and several thousand people want a cab at once. Our timing spares you that crush in both directions. Not an accident.

We see performers as well as audiences, and no, we will not say from which houses. The post-show state is unmistakable: wide awake at ten, still half in the part, hands colder than the room explains. The late start exists partly for them. Adrenaline takes about twenty minutes of table time to give itself up, and then the actual session begins.

Outcalls go mostly to the hotels packed into the few streets around the market, same rate as her own room with most of our therapists. The one thing to check is the room. Some of the older boutique places here have charming floors and no space for a table at all, and a photo sent with the form settles it in one reply.

You had me out in time for the curtain, as promised. Could not tell you a thing about the first act.

Landmarks nearby: The Royal Opera House, Seven Dials, the Piazza.

The address of whichever room you are booked into is given when the booking is confirmed, not before. Every entrance is shared with other businesses and none of them carry signage.

When Covent Garden books

16:00 starts before the curtain, 22:00 after it, and little in between.
Matinee days add a small mid-afternoon wave at weekends.
Monday, when many houses go dark, WC2E goes quiet for us too.

What you can book from Covent Garden

01 Tantric massage Nobody unclenches on command. You can walk in off the Northern line absolutely knackered, lie down on a warm table with every intention of relaxing, and your shoulders will still be up round your ears twenty minutes later. That is not you being bad at this. That is just how bodies work, and it is why the length of the session matters more than anything else on this page. From £250 02 Nuru massage The gel goes into the warmer about an hour before you are due, and a session gets through the best part of a litre of it. Most of what is written about nuru in London leans mystical. The truth is bodywork plus logistics — warm gel, warm mat, a lot of laundry — and the logistics are half the craft. From £350 03 Body to body massage “So she massages me with… all of her?” A guest put it exactly that way last spring, sounding half curious and half alarmed, and it remains the shortest honest description we have — her whole body doing work that hands alone cannot, warm oil in between, and rather less mystery to it than the name suggests. From £250 04 Four hands massage Here is the arithmetic most men get wrong before they book this. They expect double pressure — twice the hands, twice the force. The pressure is ordinary. What doubles is the information: two therapists, two tempos, until the part of your brain whose whole job is predicting the next touch throws its hands up and goes quiet. That part of the brain, it turns out, was most of the noise. From £350 05 Lingam massage Every couple of weeks someone asks to book twenty minutes of lingam work on its own — skip the rest, straight to the word on the page. We decline every time, and not out of preciousness. In the tantric tradition this is not a technique you lift out of a session; it is a stage the rest of the session exists to reach. Here it lives inside a full ninety minutes or more, and the placement is the practice. From £250 06 Yoni massage A surprising share of these enquiries open with an apology. Sorry if this is an odd request, sorry if you do not really do this, sorry to bother you. It is not odd, we do, and you are not. This is quietly one of our most booked sessions — mostly women in their thirties and up — and the apologies stop at the door. From £250

Questions from Covent Garden

Do you have a room in Covent Garden?

Not in Covent Garden itself. Our rooms sit in Baker Street W1, Bayswater W2, Edgware Road W2, Earl's Court SW5, Sloane Square SW3, Paddington W2 and Barbican EC2, and a therapist can also come to you in Covent Garden.

What does an outcall to Covent Garden cost?

With most of our therapists, the same as a session in her own room — no supplement. The outer zones and the late hours are agreed case by case before anything is confirmed, and nothing is discussed once the therapist is in the room.

How late can I book in Covent Garden?

The last session of the day starts at 22:00. For later outcalls further out we sometimes say no, and it is about how the therapist gets home rather than the address itself.