London W1B

Tantric Massage in Oxford Circus

Do not take the tube from Oxford Circus. The walk up Great Titchfield Street beats any train, and the crowds end the moment you leave Oxford Street behind.

Nearest stations: Oxford Circus, Tottenham Court Road, Baker Street station
Our room: Nearest: Baker Street W1, Bayswater W2
Outcall: Same rate with most therapists
Hours: Every day, 10:00 — 23:00

The loudest corner in London switching off like a lamp the minute the shops lock.

People searching for tantric massage near Oxford Circus are usually standing in the loudest quarter-mile in London, assuming the nearest room must be far away. It is not. Baker Street is a short walk north-west, Edgware Road not much further on, and the retail roar drops off block by block until you wonder where everyone went. Which room you want depends on which therapist you book — her card names her district, and the exact spot follows once the booking is confirmed.

The pattern from W1B is the decompression booking: someone finishes a shift around Langham Place or a long afternoon on Regent Street, knackered in that particular retail-and-meetings way, and wants the earliest evening slot going. The 18:00 start suits the mood and this postcode takes more of them than most. Book by mid-afternoon through the form and the same evening usually holds.

W1B is really two crowds and they book differently. The shop floors finish late and want weekends; the offices around Langham Place finish at six and want tonight. We can usually tell which is which from the first message. Not always. One guest booked like a shop assistant and turned out to be on air most evenings.

After closing the area empties fast, which startles people who only know it at five on a Saturday. A 21:00 session means walking up through streets that have gone quiet and back down through streets that have gone quieter, shop windows lit and nobody looking in them. Several regulars tell us that stretch is half the point. We have stopped arguing.

One practical note, and it is Oxford Street itself. Do not cross mid-block with your eyes on your phone at six in the evening; use the crossings by the station exits and the junction becomes survivable. Once north of it, phone away. Great Titchfield Street brings you to us with two turns, and nothing on it will slow you down.

I work two hundred metres away and had no idea that street existed. Dead quiet up there. Different city.

Landmarks nearby: Langham Place, Regent Street, the BBC.

The address of whichever room you are booked into is given when the booking is confirmed, not before. Every entrance is shared with other businesses and none of them carry signage.

When Oxford Circus books

The 18:00 weekday start is the W1B slot, booked by mid-afternoon.
Saturday daytime we hear nothing; everyone is surviving Oxford Street.
After the shops close, enquiries fade with the window lights.

What you can book from Oxford Circus

01 Tantric massage Nobody unclenches on command. You can walk in off the Northern line absolutely knackered, lie down on a warm table with every intention of relaxing, and your shoulders will still be up round your ears twenty minutes later. That is not you being bad at this. That is just how bodies work, and it is why the length of the session matters more than anything else on this page. From £250 02 Nuru massage The gel goes into the warmer about an hour before you are due, and a session gets through the best part of a litre of it. Most of what is written about nuru in London leans mystical. The truth is bodywork plus logistics — warm gel, warm mat, a lot of laundry — and the logistics are half the craft. From £350 03 Body to body massage “So she massages me with… all of her?” A guest put it exactly that way last spring, sounding half curious and half alarmed, and it remains the shortest honest description we have — her whole body doing work that hands alone cannot, warm oil in between, and rather less mystery to it than the name suggests. From £250 04 Four hands massage Here is the arithmetic most men get wrong before they book this. They expect double pressure — twice the hands, twice the force. The pressure is ordinary. What doubles is the information: two therapists, two tempos, until the part of your brain whose whole job is predicting the next touch throws its hands up and goes quiet. That part of the brain, it turns out, was most of the noise. From £350 05 Lingam massage Every couple of weeks someone asks to book twenty minutes of lingam work on its own — skip the rest, straight to the word on the page. We decline every time, and not out of preciousness. In the tantric tradition this is not a technique you lift out of a session; it is a stage the rest of the session exists to reach. Here it lives inside a full ninety minutes or more, and the placement is the practice. From £250 06 Yoni massage A surprising share of these enquiries open with an apology. Sorry if this is an odd request, sorry if you do not really do this, sorry to bother you. It is not odd, we do, and you are not. This is quietly one of our most booked sessions — mostly women in their thirties and up — and the apologies stop at the door. From £250

Questions from Oxford Circus

Do you have a room in Oxford Circus?

Not in Oxford Circus itself. Our rooms sit in Baker Street W1, Bayswater W2, Edgware Road W2, Earl's Court SW5, Sloane Square SW3, Paddington W2 and Barbican EC2, and a therapist can also come to you in Oxford Circus.

What does an outcall to Oxford Circus cost?

With most of our therapists, the same as a session in her own room — no supplement. The outer zones and the late hours are agreed case by case before anything is confirmed, and nothing is discussed once the therapist is in the room.

How late can I book in Oxford Circus?

The last session of the day starts at 22:00. For later outcalls further out we sometimes say no, and it is about how the therapist gets home rather than the address itself.