£350 / hour Odette
Most requested name here, by a distance — usually by people who haven't met her yet.
Enquiries arrive with Odette's name already in them, from people who've never met her — a friend mentioned her, or a forum did, and that was that. I could theorise about why. The diary does it better: guests who see her once ask for her by name ever after, at a rate nobody else here touches.
As far as twenty years of listening at this desk tells me, what they're responding to is certainty. She is never tentative — not rushed, but decided — and her hands feel like they've made every choice before they reach you. Her yoni work carries the same quality. Women weighing her against Marta usually settle it on temperament: Marta is the slower, softer way in; Odette the surer one.
The cost of the reputation is the wait. Weekday afternoons are the realistic window; her evenings go days ahead, sometimes a week, and I won't pretend otherwise to win a booking. Take Tuesday at three over hoping for Friday at eight — you'll thank me. The £350 is the sum of it.
I asked for her because someone I trust had. These days I'm the someone other people trust. Funny how that goes round.
When you can get her
- Weekday afternoons, one till five — bookable in the real world.
- Evenings go four to seven days ahead. Plan; don't hope.
- Couples on Saturdays only, at least a week out.
- No same-day requests. Policy, not accident.
Weekday afternoons are the realistic window. Evenings go days ahead.
What she is booked for
Asking for Odette
Everyone seems to want her — is she honestly worth waiting a week for over the others?
She's the most requested, not the only good one here. If your dates are fixed, several of the other therapists will look after you just as well. If you can plan a week ahead, see for yourself what the requests are about.
First yoni session, her or Marta? I keep reading both pages.
Both safe first doors. Marta for maximum gentleness and time; Odette if the thing you want lifted off you is the hesitation itself. Say it's a first visit in the form and either will pace for it.
She also travels
MaryleboneBayswaterEdgware RoadEarl's CourtCamdenWestminsterSohoCovent GardenMayfairOxford Circus every area
The others
£350 / hour Elise
Books out first, week in, week out. If it's Friday you want, ask on Monday.
£300 / hour Noor
Runs the nuru side and won't start until the mat's properly warm. Quite right too.
£350 / hour Verity
Says the least of anyone in the building. Several regulars book her for exactly that.
£350 / hour Ines
If there are two of you, hers is the first name to consider.
£300 / hour Marta
The slowest hands in the house, and every bit of it deliberate.
£300 / hour Lena
Half her diary happens in hotels, and none of it rattles her.
£250 / hour Sofia
The strong pair of hands. Ask twice for firmer and firmer is what you'll get.
£300 / hour Camille
The constant half of most four hands bookings — she's what keeps two rhythms in time.
Book Odette
Name her in the message with a day and a time. If she is taken we will say so rather than quietly booking you with someone else.