£350 / hour Verity
Says the least of anyone in the building. Several regulars book her for exactly that.
Verity gets through a two-hour session on fewer words than most people spend ordering coffee. It isn't shyness — catch her after closing and she's nobody's wallflower — it's a decision about what the work needs. The room goes dead quiet around her, and about five minutes in you notice you've stopped wanting to fill it.
Most of her guests come out of the City gone eight, men who've been talking since seven that morning and are done with the sound of their own voices. Under her hands the hour stretches — guests tell me a ninety felt like an afternoon, in the good way. Her lingam work is the slow end of the session rather than the point of it, which is the right way round and rarer than it should be.
Arrive nervous and needing someone to fill the air, and hers is the wrong door — Ines or Talia will look after you far better. The boundaries don't soften with the late hour either — massage is the whole of it, and you don't touch her. £350, said once, and the number you're quoted is the number.
Ninety minutes, maybe twenty words between us. I'd have paid extra for the silence alone.
When you can get her
- Evenings, in practice — the eight and nine o'clock starts are home ground.
- The 22:00 last slot tends to be hers or Bea's; ask a day ahead.
- City and Canary Wharf hotel visits in the evening, booked by noon.
- Weekday afternoons exist, but you'd be getting her second gear.
Prefers the late slots — suits guests coming out of the City gone eight.
What she is booked for
Asking for Verity
I don't want to chat at all, not even small talk at the start. Is that odd for her or fine?
It's her preference too. Say hello and nothing after, and she'll take it from there — she reads pace off your breathing, not your conversation.
Staying near Liverpool Street on a work trip, can she come to the hotel on a weeknight?
That's half her diary. Book by midday, put the hotel name in the form, and bear in mind she still has to get home after — a very late end to the night costs more, and she'll tell you why in one sentence.
She also travels
MaryleboneBayswaterEdgware RoadEarl's CourtCamdenWestminsterSohoCovent GardenMayfairOxford Circus every area
The others
£350 / hour Elise
Books out first, week in, week out. If it's Friday you want, ask on Monday.
£300 / hour Noor
Runs the nuru side and won't start until the mat's properly warm. Quite right too.
£350 / hour Ines
If there are two of you, hers is the first name to consider.
£300 / hour Marta
The slowest hands in the house, and every bit of it deliberate.
£300 / hour Lena
Half her diary happens in hotels, and none of it rattles her.
£250 / hour Sofia
The strong pair of hands. Ask twice for firmer and firmer is what you'll get.
£300 / hour Camille
The constant half of most four hands bookings — she's what keeps two rhythms in time.
£300 / hour Anouk
Two hours is her true session. Book one and she'll think you stopped at the interval.
Book Verity
Name her in the message with a day and a time. If she is taken we will say so rather than quietly booking you with someone else.