£300 / hour Marta
The slowest hands in the house, and every bit of it deliberate.
An hour with Marta doesn't behave like an hour. Her hands are close to weightless, and she won't move to the next stroke until the last one has finished doing whatever it came to do — so sixty minutes holds fewer movements than with anyone else here, and somehow more happens. Guests come out talking about time the way people do after a long swim.
She sees more women than anyone on this list, and that's no accident. A yoni session asks for patience with no agenda behind it, and that is Marta's whole temperament. Women who deliberated for months tend to come once and then become her steadiest regulars — some chose her Edgware Road room on her name alone, which I only learned later from the forms.
She's wrong for you if you want pressure — her firm is everyone else's barely-there — and wrong if you're a clock-watcher by nature. Sofia or Elise for strong hands; Odette if you want the surer, more decided version of yoni work. The rest is house standard: massage, and touch travels one way. The £300 buys the whole hour.
I kept waiting for it to speed up. It never did. Took me half the hour to see that was the whole point.
When you can get her
- Weekday mornings and early afternoons; the ten o'clock start is usually hers.
- She keeps evenings light — past eight is rare for her.
- Ninety minutes suits her pace better than sixty, if the diary allows it.
- A day's notice is normally plenty.
Sees more women than anyone else here. Worth knowing if that matters to you.
What she is booked for
Asking for Marta
I'm a woman, never booked anything like this in my life, been on your site about six times deciding. Is she used to that?
More than anyone here. A good share of her guests are women on a first visit, and she assumes nothing about why you came. Write as much or as little in the form as you like.
Be honest — is her pressure enough if I like a proper firm massage?
No, and I'd rather say so now. Her gift is slowness, not force. Sofia or Elise if firm hands matter to you.
She also travels
MaryleboneBayswaterEdgware RoadEarl's CourtCamdenWestminsterSohoCovent GardenMayfairOxford Circus every area
The others
£350 / hour Elise
Books out first, week in, week out. If it's Friday you want, ask on Monday.
£300 / hour Noor
Runs the nuru side and won't start until the mat's properly warm. Quite right too.
£350 / hour Verity
Says the least of anyone in the building. Several regulars book her for exactly that.
£350 / hour Ines
If there are two of you, hers is the first name to consider.
£300 / hour Lena
Half her diary happens in hotels, and none of it rattles her.
£250 / hour Sofia
The strong pair of hands. Ask twice for firmer and firmer is what you'll get.
£300 / hour Camille
The constant half of most four hands bookings — she's what keeps two rhythms in time.
£300 / hour Anouk
Two hours is her true session. Book one and she'll think you stopped at the interval.
Book Marta
Name her in the message with a day and a time. If she is taken we will say so rather than quietly booking you with someone else.