£300 / hour Talia
Reads a room before your coat's off. First visits are her home ground.
Talia will have the measure of you before your coat is off, and she'll never let on that she's taken it. The chatty arrival gets a bit of chat. The silent one gets quiet. The couple radiating we-nearly-cancelled-in-the-cab gets the whole session gently lifted out of their hands. None of it announced — you only notice afterwards that the room felt exactly how you needed it to.
Which is why a good share of first-time couples end up with her rather than Ines. Ines teaches; Talia absorbs. When two people can't quite say out loud what they're hoping for, she stops requiring them to, and afterwards they describe the session as something that happened to them rather than something they had to manage. For a first visit, that's spot on.
Solo she's the safest recommendation I make when a form says just pick for me — sensual work first, tantric second, £300 with no surprises inside it. What she is not is a specialist: no nuru, and no appetite for heavy pressure, so Sofia's the call if your shoulders need proper work. Her one line, said once like everyone's: you don't touch her.
We never told her we were nervous. She plainly knew, and she never once made us say it out loud.
When you can get her
- Broadest evening availability of the couples-capable women.
- Weeknights six till nine usually have a slot within two days.
- First-time couples: she prefers ninety minutes to sixty, weekends best.
- Midweek daytimes are nearly always open at short notice.
Takes a good share of the couples who've never done anything like this before.
What she is booked for
Asking for Talia
We're a couple with honestly no idea what to ask for. Is that a problem or do people turn up like that?
People turn up like that weekly. Book ninety minutes, answer the form honestly even if the honest answer is no idea, and let her set the shape. That's the visit she's best at.
Talia or Ines for a couples booking — what's the actual difference?
Ines instructs and structures; Talia senses and carries. Want to learn technique together, Ines. Want to be looked after with no homework, Talia.
She also travels
MaryleboneBayswaterEdgware RoadEarl's CourtCamdenWestminsterSohoCovent GardenMayfairOxford Circus every area
The others
£350 / hour Elise
Books out first, week in, week out. If it's Friday you want, ask on Monday.
£300 / hour Noor
Runs the nuru side and won't start until the mat's properly warm. Quite right too.
£350 / hour Verity
Says the least of anyone in the building. Several regulars book her for exactly that.
£350 / hour Ines
If there are two of you, hers is the first name to consider.
£300 / hour Marta
The slowest hands in the house, and every bit of it deliberate.
£300 / hour Lena
Half her diary happens in hotels, and none of it rattles her.
£250 / hour Sofia
The strong pair of hands. Ask twice for firmer and firmer is what you'll get.
£300 / hour Camille
The constant half of most four hands bookings — she's what keeps two rhythms in time.
Book Talia
Name her in the message with a day and a time. If she is taken we will say so rather than quietly booking you with someone else.